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            1. 日期:2015-12-10 A young cowboy walks into the town cafe. He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded, staring blankly at a full bowl of chili. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asked the ol... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2015-12-10 A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar, a monkey swings down and steals the pint of beer from him before he is able to stop the monkey. The man asks the barman, Who owns... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2015-12-10 Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,I am Napoleon! Another one said, How do you know? The first inmate said, God told me! Just then, a voice from another room shouted, I did not!... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2015-11-24 Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel? Slim says, I feel... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2015-11-24 Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub withbrightly colored machine tools.... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2015-10-21 A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle. The first nerd was stunned and asked, Where did you get such a nice bike? The second nerd replied, Well, yesterday I was walking home min... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2015-08-31 The prospective father-in-law asked, Young man, can you support a family? The surprised groom-to-be replied, Well, no I was just planning to support your daughter. The rest of you will have to fend for yourselves.... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2015-08-31 Dinosaur #1: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dinosaur #2: What is an economist? Dinosaur #1: A flunkie mathematician who tries to predict the population of kangaroos in Australia. But that's not important and don't ask wha... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2015-08-17 A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hoped to attend the following autumn. As he was walking across the Quad, he stopped a distinguished-looking man and asked, Sir, can you please tell me where your library is at? The man... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2015-08-17 Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane? A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2015-08-17 Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came upon a fork in the road where a sign read BEAR LEFT, so they went home.... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2015-07-22 Uncle Sam and Osama decided to settle the whole war with a dogfight. They would each have 5 years to breed the best fighting dog and whoever's dog won would dominate the world. Osama found the meanest Doberman females in the world and bred them with... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2015-07-22 A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting to cross the street, when his pooch lifts his leg and pisses down the side of his nice, herringbone tweed trousers. The guy immediately pulls a doggie biscuit out of his pocket an... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2015-07-22 Q: How many men does it take to put in a light bulb? A: Only one...but it takes an entire Emergency Room to get it out.... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2015-07-07 Mr. Jones had a few days' holiday, so he said, I'm going to go to the mountains by train. He put on his best clothes, took a small bag, went to the station and got on the train. He had a beautiful hat, and he often put his head out of the window dur... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2015-06-23 One day, on 9/9/99, a man woke up at 9:09 a.m. in the morning, jumped on Bus #99 and went to his favorite restaurant on 9th Street. When the cashier rang up his order, it totaled $9.99. Oh, wow, this is an omen! the man said, so he bought a pair of... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2015-06-23 Q: How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb? A: Nine. One to screw in the bulb while the other 8 hold up the mirrors.... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2015-05-25 A family moved from the city to the suburbs, and were told they ought to get a watchdog to guard their house. So they bought the largest dog available from a near-by dealer. Shortly afterwards the house was broken into at night by burglars while the... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2015-05-21 George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing white robe with a long flowing white beard and flowing white hair. The man had a staff in one hand and some stone tablets under the other arm. George W. approached the man and inqu... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2015-05-21 ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people. CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after... 閱讀全文>>

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