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            1. 日期:2015-05-21 One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: Drinks for all on me including you, bartender. So the bartender follows the mans orders and says: That will be $36.50 please. The drunk says he has no money so the bartender sl... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2015-04-07 One morning Mrs. Ferdinand said to her husband: Roger, there's a meeting at Mrs. Young's house at lunch time today, and I want to go to it. I'll leave you some food for your lunch. Is that all right? Oh, yes. Her husband answered, That's quite all r... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2015-03-30 While Milgrom waited at the airport to board his plane, he noticed a computer scale that would give your weight and a fortune. He dropped a quarter in the slot, and the computer screen displayed: You weigh 195 pounds, youre married and you're on you... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2015-03-17 Presented before you are two letters between an employee and his boss. The Employee: Dear Bo$$, A$ all of u$ have red from the new$paper$, the $ingapore economy ha$ come out of the rece$$ion. In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2015-03-17 One night Jack Evans, along with his 3 university friends went out drinkinig till late night, as many college students are prone to do, and didn't study for their test, which, of course, was scheduled for the next day. In the morning they thought of... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2015-03-17 There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job it was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God. He thought he should open it to see what it was about. The letter r... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2015-03-06 A drunk decides to go ice fishing, so he gathers his gear and goes walking around until he finds a big patch of ice. He heads into the center of the ice and begins to saw a hole. All of a sudden, a loud booming voice comes out of the sky. You will f... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2015-03-02 A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre Museum. After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas. Whe... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2015-01-05 Christmas was coming. Mr Smith had no money to buy any presents for his children. His wife was ill and he spent a lot of money on her medicine. And the harvest was bad and all his family were going go be hungry the next spring. He was quite worried... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2015-01-05 Robert was a clever young man and got on well with his classmates. They all liked him and played with him though he often boasted. He was strong and often had sports. He hoped to join the army when he left the middle school. Bad luck! His leg was hu... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2015-01-05 Mr Smith worked in a post office and three years ago, when he was sixty, he retired. Now he and his wife stay at home and his children work in another city. The old woman does all housework and he has nothing to do at home. He likes neither reading... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2014-12-30 A man was stranded on a desert island for 10 years. One day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wetsuit.... Man: Hi! Am I ever happy to see you. Girl: Hi! It seems like you've been here a long time. How long has it been since you've had a cigarette... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2014-12-30 A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet. What's with that big brass gong? one of the guests asked. Its not a gong. Its a... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2014-12-30 Three guys enter a special swimming contest whereby each contestant is born disabled. The first has no arms. The second has no legs and the third has no body, just a head. The prospect of the race was a bit ridiculous, but the three had all trained... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2014-12-30 A man walks into his doctor's office and puts a note on the table for the doctor to read. It said, I can't talk! Help me! The doctor nodded sagely, and instructed the man to put his thumb on the table. The man thinks to himself that his thumb has no... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2014-12-09 A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, I'll give each of you just one wish. Me first! Me first! says the admin. clerk. I want... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2014-12-09 During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. Well, said the Director, we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon,a teacup and a bucke... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2014-11-19 A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, le... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2014-11-19 Sitting behind some nuns (whose habits partially blocked their view) at a hockey game, three men decided to badger the nuns in an effort to get them to move. In a very loud voice, the first guy said, I think I'm going to move to Utah, there are only... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2014-11-19 A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older gent suggested the young one accompany him on his rounds so the community could become used to the new doctor. At the first house a woman complained, I... 閱讀全文>>

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