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            1. 日期:2011-03-25 Bill is a good student and an intelligent boy. He likes to study arithmetic(算術) , and he can do all of the arithmetic problems in his book easily. One day on his way to school Bill passed a fruit store. There was a sign in the window which said,... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2011-01-12 Teacher: Johnny, why are you late for school every morning? Johnny: Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost(路牌,路標) says, 'School -- Go Slow'.... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2011-01-12 George W. Bush visits an elementary school and the 4th grade class is in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead the class in a discussion of the word tragedy. So George... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2011-01-05 Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited(禁止) . Uh-oh, I said, realizing my mistake. I just make an illegal turn. I guess it's all right. my daughter replied, The police car behind us d... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2011-01-05 One day a ten-year-old child asked his mother, Mom, what is a synonym(同義詞) ? What? You even don't know what a synonym is? How foolish you are. When I describe you as foolish, I mean you're silly, stupid. Now you know what a synonym is ? Yes, a... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2010-12-14 Mother asked her little daughter who was reading a book. What are you reading, dear? I don't know. the little girl answered. You don't know? But you were reading aloud, so you must know. I was reading aloud, mummy, but i wasn't listening, explained... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2010-12-14 The teacher noticed that Johnny had been daydreaming for a long time. She decided to get his attention. Johnny, she said, If the world is 25,000 miles around and eggs are sixty cents a dozen, how old am I? Thirty-four, Johnny answered unhesitatingly... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2010-12-14 Little Amy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered(凝視,窺視) over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, What are you up to there, Amy? My goldfish died, replied Amy tearfully,... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2010-12-08 A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him. Then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly blurted(突然說出) , Mom, the toa... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2010-12-08 Mother: I sent my little boy for two pounds of plums and you gave him a pound and a half. Shopkeeper: My scales are all right, madam. Have you weighted your little boy?... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2010-12-08 Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that? Johnny: Well, I suppose it was so dark that I didn't notice the other.... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2010-12-08 Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected? No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it.... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2010-11-08 Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings. Look, said the elder brother. How nice these paintings are! Yes, said the younger, but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father? The elder brother th... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2010-08-26 It's not my fault Mother ( reprimanding訓斥,譴責 her small daughter): You mustn't pull the cat's tail. Daughter: I'm only holding it, Mom. The cat's doing the pulling. 不是我的錯 媽媽(正教訓她的女兒):你不該拽貓的尾巴。 女兒:媽,我只是握著貓尾巴... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2010-07-19 Things Have Been Okay A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him. Then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly blurted, Mom... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2010-07-19 It's His Fault Billy and Bobby were small boys. They were brothers, and they often had fights with each other. Last Saturday their mother said to them, I'm going to cook our lunch now. Go out and play in the garden and be good. Yes, Mummy, the two b... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2010-06-29 What are the Two Words? A very nice old lady had a few words to say to her granddaughter. My dear, said the old lady, I wish you would do something for me. I wish you would promise me never to use two words. One is lousy and the other is swell. Woul... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2010-06-29 A Girl's Name When our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late(已故的) father, despite family warning that the name was too masculine(男性的) . Years later, when I felt she was old enough to understand, I explained to Myles,... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2010-06-17 Two Pieces of Cake Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please? Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two! 兩塊蛋糕 湯姆:媽媽,我可以吃兩塊蛋糕嗎? 媽媽:當然可以----拿這塊蛋糕把它切成兩塊吧!... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2010-05-13 Comparison Geoffrey says to his father (who is looking at his sons report card). So I dont get the highest marks in the class, do you get the highest salary in the office? 比較 杰弗里對爸爸說(爸爸正在看兒子地成績單):我在班里沒有拿到最高的成績,那... 閱讀全文>>

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