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            1. 日期:2014-06-16 It is June. The sun is in the sky, it is immense hot. Josie is bored with school. She prefers to be at the beach with the tide. She cannot sit in her seat. She cannot stop talking. While the teacher writes on the board, Josie gets up and talks to on... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2014-06-12 One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition - if I Am a Manager. All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason. I am waiting for my secretary, was the boy's answer. 一天課上... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2014-06-12 It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise. Hey Willis!! the farmer yelled, Forget your troubles. Come in with us. Then I'll help you get the wagon up. That's mighty nice of you, W... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2014-06-12 Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: I, You and She. The teacher taught him how to make sentences with those words. The teacher said, I, I am your teacher; (then pointing to a girl) She, She is your classmate;... 閱讀全文>>

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              日期:2014-06-12 Tom, what's the matter with your brother? asked the mother in the kitchen. He's crying. Oh, nothing, Mum, replied Tom. I'm eating my cake. He is crying because I won't give him any. But has he finished his own cake? Yes. said Tom. And he also cried... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2014-05-28 After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, Honey, go see if the kitchen light is on or not? After a while, her son returned and said, M... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2014-05-19 Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 湯姆:約翰尼,你小弟弟好嗎? 約翰尼:他害病臥... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2014-05-19 My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom. What kind of bird? my sister asked. I didn't see the bird, ma'am, only the nest, replied the child. Then, can yo... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2014-05-19 Son: Dad, are you available on Friday afternoon? Dad: What ah? Son: The school want parents to have a mini-parents forum! Dad: What is micro-parents forum? Son: It's only a class teacher, you and I participate in! 兒子:爸爸,星期五下午您有空嗎? 爸... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2014-05-07 A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup(番茄醬) to come out of the bottle. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her four-year-old daughter to answer the phone. The child said, Mommy can't come to the phone right now. She's hitting th... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2014-04-25 A little boy needed $50 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $50. When the post office received the letter to God, they decided to send it to the president. The president was so... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2014-04-15 A man told his son to take a letter to the post office, buy a three-cent stamp and mail it. After a while his son returned. The man asked him, Did you mail the letter? His son replied, Certainly, and I have saved the three cents. I saw many people d... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2014-04-08 When Nasreddin was a boy, he never did what he was told, so his father always told him to do the opposite of what he wanted him to do. One day, when the two were bringing sacks of flour home on their donkeys, they had to cross a shallow river. When... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2014-01-23 Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam. Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite. Mother replied. Then I do hope I'... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2013-12-12 Teacher: When was Rome built? Tom: At night. Teacher: Who told you that? Tom: You did. You said Rome wasn't built in a day.... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2013-12-12 Flowers need water, said the teacher. Water your flowers every day, or they'll die. One morning Mother saw Marry out in the garden and asked, What are you doing there, Marry? Watering flowers, said Marry. But it is raining now! Oh, it doesn't matter... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2013-10-16 A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because, even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swa... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2013-10-16 A little boy bustled(喧鬧,忙亂) into a grocery one day with a memorandum(便箋) in his hand. Hello, Mr. Smith,He said, I want thirteen pounds of coffee at 33 cents. Very good, said the grocer, and he noted down the sale. Anything else, Charlie?... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2013-10-14 A boy goes to the cinema. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or three minutes he comes out. He buys a second ticket and goes in again. After a few minutes he comes out again and buys a third ticket. Two or three minutes after that he comes... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2013-10-09 It was half-past eight in the morning. The telephone rang and Mary went to answer it. 'Hello, who's that?' she asked. 'It's me--Peter.' Peter was a friend of Mary's eight-year-old brother, Johnny. 'Oh, hello, Peter. What do you want?' said Mary. 'Ca... 閱讀全文>>

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