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            1. 日期:2017-05-17 Brian and his two friends are hanging out at a bar. Theyre talking about life, sports and other guy things when the conversation finally gets around to to their marriages. His first friend says: I think my wife is having an affair with the electrici... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2017-04-12 Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, Is it true theys suin them cigarette companies fer causin people to git cancer ? Yes, Bubba, sure is true, responded the lawyer. And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants Fer makin them fat a... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2017-04-12 When Bob found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty t... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2017-04-12 Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries. The clerk gestures with his fingers and says, Come this way, and heads towards the back of the store. If I could come that way, she tells the retreating clerk, I wouldnt need... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2017-04-12 An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat down at a bar and ordered a drink. As the bartender set it down, he asked, Going to a party? Yeah, the man answered, Im supposed to come dressed as my love life. But you look l... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2017-04-12 Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a little fireside chat..... He said, Jack, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to your mother, and said, Here... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2017-02-28 Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven to an afternoon high near 190F. The kitchen will turn hot and humid, and if you bother the cook, be ready for a severe squall or cold shoulder. During the late afternoon and evening, the cold f... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2016-08-23 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone. 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire. 3.... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2016-08-23 This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal. SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. Im a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2016-07-13 At a conference on the supernatural, one of the speakers asked, Who here has ever seen a ghost? Most of the hands go up. And how many of you have had some form of interaction with a ghost? About half the hands stay up. OK, now how many of you have h... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2016-07-13 The organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss. The brain said, I should be boss, since I control what the person thinks. The hands said, I should be boss because I do almost everything for the person. The legs declared, I shuld be boss... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2016-07-13 A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatrist suggests they start with a Rorschach Test. He holds up the first picture and asks the man what he sees. A man and a woman making love in a park, the man replies. The psychiatrist ho... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2016-07-13 A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles are, Those are the Apples of the Tree of Life, he tells her, by way of poetic concealment. She tells this to her mother, who replies, Did he say anything about that dead branch t... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2016-06-21 In one epsiode of Cheers, Cliff is seated at the bar describing the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here it is, for your enjoyment: Well, you see Norm, its like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the h... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2016-06-21 This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan. MAN: What was that for? WIFE: What was that piece of paper in... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2016-06-21 When the young waitress in the caf in Toms building started waving hello everyday. Tom was flattered, for she was at least 15 years younger than he. One day she waved and beckoned to Tom again. When Tom strolled over, she asked, Are you single? Why,... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2016-06-04 About two weeks before our fifth anniversary, my husband ased me what I would like for a gift. I told him I wanted something impractical and romantic. On our anniversary, he presented me with a lovely gold bracelet. A little four-letter word made me... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2016-06-04 We were leaving a football game in a throng of people,and my husband,who never displays affection in public, took my hand. I was delighted. As we walked hand in hand out of the stadium, I looked up at him, smiling, and asked, You dont want to lose m... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2016-05-12 A pair of honeymooners checked into the Watergate Hotel in Washington, D. C. That night, as the husband was about to turn off the light, his bride asked, Do you think this room is bugged? That was a long time ago, sweet-heart, he reassured her. But... 閱讀全文>>

              日期:2016-05-12 There was once a large, fat woman. She had a small, thin husband. He worked in a big office and got his weekly pay every Friday evening. As soon as he got home on Fridays, he had to give his wife all his money, and his wife gave him back only enough... 閱讀全文>>

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